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Sunday, January 23, 2005
Thumbs up to the fellow who brought insecticide instead of insect repellent (baygon instead of off)
HOW TO MAKE A PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER 1. Decide on your flavour (want to smell nice? want to kill insects? want to keep them away? want to create splotchy colours? want to make long burning bits of string? want to die?) 2. Buy an aerosol of that flavour (the kinds that hiss and go cold after you hold down the trigger) 3. Buy a lighter (cigarette, or stove for maximum er... safety) 4. Light a small pilot flame, and hold it in front of you 5. Point the front of the aerosol can at your dearest enemy, and squeeze 6. Run, if necessary Various uses include lighting, spot-welding (used it during the boat competition) and genocide Somebody said that at 8:36 PM - x - - x -
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